Post by Jay on Nov 8, 2001 9:56:40 GMT -5
Bob is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Bob what the problem is.
"Well," said Bob, "I ran afoul of one of those women's questions my wife women ask. Now I'm in deep shit at home."
"What kind of question?, asked Tom.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah", said Bob, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.'"
"Well," said Bob, "I ran afoul of one of those women's questions my wife women ask. Now I'm in deep shit at home."
"What kind of question?, asked Tom.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah", said Bob, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.'"
