Post by PATrooper4347 on Sept 30, 2002 15:09:45 GMT -5
A man was driving his new Mercades down the interstate one evening when herd a siren and could see flashing lights in his mirrors. He looked at the speedometer and saw he was doing 20 miles over the speed limit. He thought, "No way this cop can catch a new Mercades", so he punched the pedal to the floor and the police car vanished from his mirrors. Sure enough a few seconds later the police crusier was on his tail again, Pannicked the driver of the Mercades thought, WHAT AM I DOING!! I am goning to go to jail, so he immediately pulled over. The police officer approaced him and asked for his license, registation and insurance, and then said, "Look pal, its been a long day and Im at the end of the shift, so why don't you just explain what you were trying to do!" The driver of the Mercades replied, Well officer, last week my wife left me for a cop. The officer said, yeah so what? , the driver said, Well I just thought it was you trying to giver her back!, The cop replied, have a nice day sir, dirve safley.