Post by Cpl Mike on Oct 2, 2002 4:50:42 GMT -5
The CIA was in the process of completing recruitment for a highly sensitive,covert agent position .They had three remaining applicants - a young Male college student , a recently married soldier , and a recently divorced Female Cop . Each recruit was escorted into a private room where they saw their significant others pateintly seated inside- the college students girlfriend,the soldiers ' wife and the Cops ex- husband. The CIA supervisor gave each a seperate handgun , saying ," If you want this position bad enough ,you'll each go into your own seperate rooms and shoot the occupant inside". The college student went first into the room holding his girlfriend, and from inside there was the sound of crying .The door opened and the teary eyed student walked out ,pleading " I want out ,I love my girl too much !!"" The Soldier was ordered into his respective room, and from inside there was the loud debating,then the door flung open and the soldier stormed out yelling" My wife is too important to me,I'll go back to the Army before I'd ever hurt her !!!" The Female Cop was then ordered into her room, and no sooner had the door closed,everyone heard 6 rapid shots come from inside. "GOOD" thought the CIA instructor,the gun held only blanks, but it shows that she's the kind of agent the CIA wants. The CIA Agent approached the door to the last room to retrieve the Cop but before he could open the door he heard loud screaming,followed by thumping and breaking noices inside the room. Totally shocked, the CIA instructor yanked open the door, only to see the haggered and bloody Cop looking him in the face. "WHAT the Heck did You Do?!!!!!" asked the CIA agent ,to which the Cop replied " That darn gun you gave me was defective ,so I had to beat that scumbag to death ".... ;D( I got this from my Sergeant-she got divorced a year ago....)